In Landmark Decision, Supreme Court Strikes Down Main Reason Country Was Started : The New Yorker.

Andy Borowitz in response to Town of Greece v. Galloway.

By a five-to-four vote, the Court eliminated what grade-school children have traditionally been taught was one of the key rationales for founding the United States in the first place.

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“Last year, we gutted the Voting Rights Act, and today we did the First Amendment,” he said. “We’ll just have to see what’s left.”