I got this spam email at my old university address today. I thought it was pretty clever (it definitely had me chuckling). Much too long for a tweet, so here it is:

DEAR RECEIVER,

You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologicaly advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping us.

Thanks & Regard’s

Ken