Largest Climate-Change March in History Unlikely to Convince Idiots – The New Yorker.

Andy Borowitz cuts right to the core. I wish this were less true.

A climate-change march that organizers claim was the largest on record is nevertheless unlikely to change the minds of idiots, a survey of America’s idiots reveals.

Despite bringing attention to a position that is embraced by more than ninety per cent of the world’s scientists, the People’s Climate March, which took place on Sunday in New York City, left a broad majority of the nation’s idiots unconvinced.