In Landmark Decision, Supreme Court Strikes Down Main Reason Country Was Started : The New Yorker.

Andy Borowitz in response to Town of Greece v. Galloway.

By a five-to-four vote, the Court eliminated what grade-school children have traditionally been taught was one of the key rationales for founding the United States in the first place.


“Last year, we gutted the Voting Rights Act, and today we did the First Amendment,” he said. “We’ll just have to see what’s left.”